The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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