question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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