Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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