I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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