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(703): View more from Virginia

The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.

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(806): View more from Texas

I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.

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(970): View more from Colorado

at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.

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(409): View more from Texas

Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me

(970): View more from Colorado

Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere

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(732): View more from New Jersey

he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "

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(813): View more from Florida

I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex

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