absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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