Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Panties = found
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