Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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