doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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