Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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