So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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