First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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