I want to stick my p in your. b.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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