She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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