if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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