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(989): View more from Michigan

I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."

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(402): View more from Nebraska

next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.

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(850): View more from Florida

My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.

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Touche salesman.

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(646): View more from New York

Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?

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(208): View more from Idaho

only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up

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