I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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