Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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