He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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