Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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