Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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