It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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