You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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