Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
this beer tastes like vomit already
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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