Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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