Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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