Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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