The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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