I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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