Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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