school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize