Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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