that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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