How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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