HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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