I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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