lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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