Rock
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So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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