I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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