when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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