And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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