Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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