Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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