i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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