Non-Jews are for practice
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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