I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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