I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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