Buhtt sex?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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