Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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