no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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