normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
