plz talk dirty to me
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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