Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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