How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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