Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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